Since this time of year is always a little stressful and we all know that eating chocolate is a DE-stresser. So...here are the Rules of Chocolate:1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hand, you're eating it too slowly
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat all you want.
3. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car - the Solution: Eat it all in the parking lot
4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It will take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
5. A nice box of chocolate can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place....isn't that nice?
6. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer, but if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
7. If you eat an equal amount of dark chocolate and white chocolate, isn't that a balanced diet? Don't they counteract each other?
8. Money talks, chocolate sings!
9. Chocolate has many preservatives that will make you look younger
10. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top panty hose, and an entire industry would be devastated.
11. Q: Why is there no such organization as chocoholics anonymous? A: Because no one wants to Quit!
12. Put "Eat Chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way at least you'll get one thing done!
Enjoy and have a good laugh....we all definitely need that!
1 comment:
You forgot that chocolate is a veggie. It comes from a bean (cocoa bean) thus it's a legume...so that makes it a vegetable. Good one at that!
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